As a certified card-carrying grumpy ol’ gamer, I sometimes get up out of my rocking chair and angrily wave my cane at whippersnappers who have no appreciation for patience in video gaming. You kids ...

Let’s get this out of the way up front: Hitman Absolution is a weird game. It’s a considerable departure from the rest of the series, trading in wide-open, puzzle-like levels and a negligible plotline ...